Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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