I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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