Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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