real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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