He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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