i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just google imaged poop.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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