its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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