he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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