She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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