Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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