I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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