Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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