Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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