I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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