We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Randomize
