Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
