at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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