I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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