he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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