If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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