You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
thus making me awesome and them whores
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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