she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up under a house in Key West
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
