have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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