she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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