why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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