first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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