I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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