Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
do nipples grow back?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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