And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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