Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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