haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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