Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i out mim tonsoeep
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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