I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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