Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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