You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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