did you get engaged???
he thought i was a dude.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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