hell yes lets make some ravioli
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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