your thong is hanging out like whoa
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My liver just had a heart attack.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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