Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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