People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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