it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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