i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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