So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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