Are we in a gay sports bar?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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