I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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