Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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