I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
lol hangovers are for mortals.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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