if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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