actually, I'm a sock model
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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