hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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