I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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