I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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